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This Year's Girl

Buffy: "Oh, God, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?"
Riley: "No, a giant skewer through the rib cage hurt me. That was just a reminder."

Willow: "You two crazy kids take down an unstoppable killer cyber-demon-hybrid thingy and we'll call it all even."

Xander (to Riley): "There's no way to politely ask you this, but did they put a chip in your brain?"

Riley: "All I had in there was this one little part of you."
Buffy: "It's just a scarf part of me, really."

Riley: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "I am looking for brain-washy chips in your head."

Xander (regarding Faith's escape): "I'd say this qualifies for a worst-timing ever award."

Xander (regarding Adam and Faith): "I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic."

Willow (regarding Faith): "I have an idea — beat the crap out of her!"

Willow: "That was the funnest coma ever."

Giles: "Perhaps there's some form of rehabilitation we just haven't thought about."
Willow: "And if not, ass-kicking makes a solid Plan B."

Willow (about Riley): "What did you tell him?"
Buffy: "The truth. That she's my wacky identical cousin from England, and whenever she visits, hijinks ensue."
Willow: "It's good that you two have such an honest relationship."

Buffy: "Faith, these are innocent people."
Faith: "No such animal."

Faith: "You took my life, B. Payback's a bitch."
Willow: "Look who's talking."

Willow: "Hunting for a psychopathic superbitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category."

Willow (regarding Faith): "I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face."

Willow: "She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going 'Ooh. Check me out, I'm wicked cool. I'm five by five.'"
Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No one knows."

Spike: "Can't any one of your damned little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?"

Faith: "You've got a pair on you, Joyce. I like seeing that in a woman your age."

Joyce: "Are you going to slit my throat anytime soon?"


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