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The I in Team

Xander: You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.

Willow (joking): Whatcha got in the boxes, drugs? (Serious) It's not drugs is it, Xander?

Willow (about the Boost Bars): Those things usually taste kind of tasteless, then leave a bad aftertastelessness.

Anya (about her poker hand): Come on, somebody bet already. I've got three 'K' cards.

Willow (about Buffy): Guess she's out with Riley. You know what it's like with a spanking new boyfriend.
Anya (re: Xander): Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.

Buffy: (on her take-down of the Initiative squad): I was just lucky.
Walsh: I see, well, still very impressive. (She walks away.)
Buffy (to Riley): I was just being modest with the whole lucky thing. You got that right?

Buffy (about Riley's lunch selection): ... A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
Willow: Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Spike (to Giles): And I don't want you crawling back here, knocking on my door, pleading for help the second teen witch's magic goes all wonky, or little Xander cuts a new tooth.

Buffy: You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge!
Riley: Don't like to brag.

Willow: Wow, I've been trying to find a dolls-eye crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway.

Riley: Hope you don't mind us tagging along.
Willow: No, no, of course not, the more the... more.

Walsh (debriefing Buffy and the commandos on their latest mission): You might want to be suited up for this.
Buffy: Oh, you mean the camo and stuff. I thought about it, but on me it's gonna look all Private Benjamin. Don't worry, I've patrolled in this halter many times.

Willow: Irony's kind of ironic that way.

Buffy (about the questions she asked Walsh): Questions. An Initiative faux pas, yes?
Riley: It's a little unusual. She's just not used to it. Maybe 'cause you barely ever opened your mouth in her classroom.

Buffy: Professor Walsh? That simple little recon you sent me on — wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me, trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.


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