Xander: Watcher's pet.

Willow: I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes. Dead or alive.

Buffy: It's so weird... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew.
Willow: Well, sort of, except...
Buffy: Except what?
Willow: You're still the only thing he thinks about.

Angelus: Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space.

Jenny: A present for a friend of mine.
Shopkeeper: Really? What are you gonna give him?
Jenny: His soul.

Angelus: I haven't been able to sleep since the night we made love.

Buffy: Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks.

Angelus: I heard. You went shopping at the local boogedy-boogedy store.

Angelus: No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be.

Angelus: Oh, good. I need to work up an appetite first.

Buffy: Yeah. He was the first. I mean, the only.

Joyce: Are you in love with him?
Buffy: I was.

Xander: I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'

Spike: Are you insane?! We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in the friends' beds.
Drusilla: But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul.
Spike: What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control.

Angelus: Jeez, whatever happened to wooden stakes?

Buffy: I can't hold on to the past anymore. Angel has gone. Nothing's ever gonna bring him back.