Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.

Xander: What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?

Giles: A vampire casts no reflection.
Angel: Don't worry. I'm not here to eat.

Giles: A vampire in love with a Slayer! It's rather poetic! In a maudlin sort of way. What can I, uh...What can I do for you?

Giles: There's an... invisible girl terrorizing the school.
Angel: That's not really my area of expertise.
Giles: Nor mine, I'm afraid. Uh, it's fascinating, though. By all accounts it's a, a... a wonderful power to possess.
Angel: Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure.

Cordelia: Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons... I was kind of hoping you were in a gang.

Giles: The loneliness, the constant exile, she's...she has gone mad!
Xander: Ya think?

Angel: I’ll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen.

Buffy: You're a thundering loony!