Buffy Back WITHOUT Joss? Ent. Weekly & Hollywood Reporter

[olthar]

As long as it has the cheese guy.

if it has the cheese guy I might need to watch it.

[Techboy]

If they want to make a vampire slayer movie, then they should just make it. Don't go calling it "Buffy" if it clearly isn't.

Hmph.

I know, let's call it "The Kendra Chonicals"

[talula]

All they need to do is begin the movie with a slate that reads, "Meanwhile, in a world without shrimp..."

Then, no matter whether the movie sucks or not, everyone's happy. Because if it's bad (or good) people can simply say, "Well, it all took place in a parallel universe, so it doesn't count!"

That would actually be hysterical. That's it, you're writing the movie.

[Ghost]

Did Amy write this one?

[peaks]

Did Amy write this one?

Yes, Ms. Jupiter was a suspect up until she preordered The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide.

(I jest, but... this could actually be true!! Too many exclamation marks? [doh])

[peaks]

Ahh, misplaced H syndrome. *nods sagely*

Bally, i love ow you tink

hh.

[mouse]

I want a wedon is my master now shirt

I have that T-shirt. I wear it at least twice a week.

Clearly, IT IS NOT DOING ITS JOB.

*deep breathing... deep breathing*

Joss told me he liked mine.

[mouse]

All they need to do is begin the movie with a slate that reads, "Meanwhile, in a world without shrimp..."

Then, no matter whether the movie sucks or not, everyone's happy. Because if it's bad (or good) people can simply say, "Well, it all took place in a parallel universe, so it doesn't count!"

I like this plan.

[mouse]

Here's what Tony Head had to say about it:

“I wouldn’t want to see it, no,” Head admits. “The Kuzuis didn’t do a great job on the movie the first time around. It was Joss’ script at the age of 19, but they changed a lot of it. They said, ‘Look, we know best and we know how to make this movie,’ and it became quite schlocky and high camp.” ..."The bottom line is if a movie was ever to be made, it should be made with Joss Whedon, whether it’s a retrospective or not. But it would be madness to do it without him. [The Kazuis] have the rights to because they have the rights to the original movie, but it should be interesting to see. It may be a bit like watching a car wreck.”

[peaks]

Here's what Tony Head had to say about it:

“I wouldn’t want to see it, no,” Head admits. “The Kuzuis didn’t do a great job on the movie the first time around. It was Joss’ script at the age of 19, but they changed a lot of it. They said, ‘Look, we know best and we know how to make this movie,’ and it became quite schlocky and high camp.” ..."The bottom line is if a movie was ever to be made, it should be made with Joss Whedon, whether it’s a retrospective or not. But it would be madness to do it without him. [The Kazuis] have the rights to because they have the rights to the original movie, but it should be interesting to see. It may be a bit like watching a car wreck.”

I'm out, then

Unless "The Kazuis" want the buffy reboot to be schlocky* like beverly hills 90120 the new class, or saved by the bell the new class, then, they really should listen to the fans before confirming any movie.... as most fans probably want God Joss involved.

(*ASH is my idol. I felt compelled to use the word schlocky, even if the word is naughty. Is it? ...)