The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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Hey I was being a gentleman. There were Brits present...
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MdmeAlbertine wrote:Frankly, I'm a little disappointed. This board has a certain reputation, and I didn't even see any boobs.
I'm sure Sam pulled my top off at some point.
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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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BigEvil wrote:Hey I was being a gentleman. There were Brits present...
Pfffft. Please.

:P
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MdmeAlbertine wrote:Now that you bring it up...was it just me, or was there a serious lack of sexual innuendo at this party? I remember Rich warning about possible impropriety but I don't remember any follow through.

Frankly, I'm a little disappointed. This board has a certain reputation, and I didn't even see any boobs.
You must have been looking the other way, petal. I certainly did (and got one of mine groped for good measure!). :mrgreen:
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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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CosmicAvatar wrote: (and got one of mine groped for good measure!). :mrgreen:
Oh, yeah!

You're welcome! :D
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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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Now I'm really sad... :cry:
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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

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CassyLee wrote:I had a wonderful time hosting the party - either I really luck out and just always get awesome guests, or the WD is just full of awesome people ;) . Apparently I'll be hosting another party in 2010 - after all, Rian's nickname is "she who must be obeyed." So if folks want to suggest dates (and we must make sure Rian is still around to do all the organizing & to continue with her awesome airport duties), start now & I'll start trying to get Gizmo the therapy he'll need to survive another influx :D .

BTW, so far I've found three things left behind: Amanda's camera, a pair of shoes (Bradi's I think?), and a hairbrush. Anyone want to claim ownership of the brush?

Yeah, I'll claim ownership. Heh. I figured that's where it was.

Thankfully I have a spare. :D I'll msg you and we'll work out getting it back?
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And finally, some of the dubious wit and wisdom of we wot were at the party. (Usernames employed to protect the not-so-innocent.)

WD Quotes

*While walking on the beach*
Tannoy announcer: Please stay off the lifeguard tower!
Caz: Is he talking to the seagull?

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[We're discussing the identity of the mystery guest due to arrive at Cassy's party]
Mr Soupy: What if it's a Republican?
BigEvil: As long as I can take him, it doesn't matter.

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oslowe: I heard the other day that Jason Vorhees is basically a giant cock-blocker.

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Soupytwist: [on being asked what's in her drink] About four different kinds of alcohol and milk. It tastes like candy!

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*oslowe is trying to explain a character in Naruto and not getting much back*
Mr Soupy: [apologetically] I'm sorry, I was thinking about math.

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*We're talking about films*
Mr Soupy: [to Soupytwist] What was the unwatchable crap you watched last night?

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MdmeAlbertine: Chinese democracy is like Bigfoot.

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*On the joy of siblings*
oslowe: One time when I was four and my sister was one, my mom was crying and I said to her, "Couldn't we just put her in the trash can?"

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CassyLee: Sammy, please may I have a potato chip?
*Sam passes one over*
CassyLee: See, I don't mind training a two-year-old to be my waiter.

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BigEvil: [noticing Sam] He has no pants.
mouse: I often get that problem myself.

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*We're discussing mouse's son's unusually large feet*
mouse: I told him he was going to have a lucky wife someday, but that was when he was taking the trash out.

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mouse: [on what her son said to her before they went to DragonCon] "And what are we not going to say to Alan Tudyk when we meet him? That you want his seed."

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BigEvil: I'm smelling of patchouli as we speak.
bettie: Fucking hippy. Or lesbian. I'm not quite sure.

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*We're talking about food and bettie is correcting BigEvil regarding ingredients in tahini*
Mr Soupy: We need a new website based on that conversation. "Ask [bettie]."
BigEvil: Iknowbetterthanyou.com.

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Mr Soupy: [after waiting for Sam to sit up so he can give him a drink] You can't get drunk laying down!

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*BigEvil has been sharing his drink around*
BigEvil: Last time I checked my cooties count was really low.
Callie: And you tell us after we drink?

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*bettie is showing Caz how to block in knitting*
BigEvil: How do you feel about blocking? If it's cock, I don't like it.

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BigEvil: I'm not a pirate!
Caz: No, you arrrrrrrrr!

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*MdmeAlbertine has just raced across the carpet after Sam on her hands and knees*
BigEvil: I haven't seen anyone move that fast on all fours for a while.

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*BigEvil is talking about how only the pretty people are in the circle created by CassyLee's house*
bettie: Where are the ugly people?
BigEvil: In that mythical world on the other side of the balcony.
mouse: Arkansas?

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MenleyNin: I write about poo way more than anyone without a child should.
bettie: I don't write about poo and I change diapers on a daily basis!

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Soupytwist: I'm really sad that I haven't met [Bally] yet.
CosmicAvatar and Caz: [simultaneously] Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(Heehee, little did we all know!)

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mouse: Y'see, now I'm picturing Alan Tudyk. You shouldn't do that.

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oslowe: Dude, you're too big for me.
BigEvil: You have the quickness advantage.
CosmicAvatar: I came in late to this conversation, didn't I?

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*We are looking over CassyLee's power ballad CD*
Mr Soupy: Whitesnake makes you think of "Great White".
BigEvil: It actually makes me think of hot chicks on cars.

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bettie: Those were pretty much all the bands I was listening to while in labour.
BigEvil: Willingly?

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mouse: I have to have this Advil ring for allergies.
BigEvil: I have one of those for when I go to nightclubs. "Advil only".
Mr Soupy: Advil and a pink cup.

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bettie: Where's Cassy? Drunk and passed out?

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Soupytwist: [On Mr Soupy] He can sew so well it's not funny.
BigEvil: I'll just stick to playing guitar really crappily.
Mr Soupy: Oh, I can do that too.

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*On the fact that Alyson Hannigan's pregnant*
bettie: Willow's having Wesley's baby!
All: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
BigEvil: Oh, yeah, this is a Buffy party!

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Caz: [on being mistaken for Sam's mother] Do you think my arse is that fat? Do you think I've had kids?
bettie: Hey!

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mouse: Well, you see a man and a woman playing with a child, you're bound to jump to conclusions.
Mr Soupy: [sotto voce to Caz] Also, Americans are stupid.

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Soupytwist: I'm built for farming and breeding.

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*starshine is talking to Sam while the latter is being breast-fed*
bettie: He's saying, "That's nice. This is my boob."
starshine: That's OK, honey, I don't want it.
bettie: She's got her own.

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Soupytwist: It's like this whole Washington/Canada love. And everyone hates Portland.

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oslowe: That's like saying, "I'm a lucid alcoholic."
Soupytwist: Hey, I resemble that remark!

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All: [to Mr Soupy and oslowe] Thanks to the grill guys!
MdmeAlbertine: Thanks for being good for something!

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starshine: [To CassyLee] Do you have salt?
oslowe: Do we look like Mormons to you?

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Mr Soupy: Your mom's totally Manchester!

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*Talking about regional accents*
CosmicAvatar: [in her worst Geordie] Eh, fancy a quick knee-trembler in them bushes, pet?
Caz: Come again?
CosmicAvatar: Yeah, you will!

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*On mayhem's first party*
starshine: I think he knew it was going to be OK once he realized we weren't going to mutilate him.

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*Having pretended to be going earlier, BigEvil is now saying goodbye for real*
CosmicAvatar: [hugging BigEvil] You'd better not be faking it this time.
BigEvil: [in monotone] Oh, baby, you were the best.
Bally: I get the feeling you've used this line before.

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MdmeAlbertine: We're so good!
*pause*
MdmeAlbertine: I am so drunk!

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*The Ring of Fire is being played*
D, starshine's cousin: I have never ever... done the nasty in the back of a car.
*some people drink*
Soupytwist: Well, I've only ever done it in the front.

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kirielle: Ten!
CosmicAvatar: Never ever.
kirielle: Oh, God.
starshine: He's not here right now.

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CosmicAvatar: [to tinkcat] Quick, post before you pass out!
tinkcat: I'm reading! You are drunk, bitches!

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tinkcat: [before posting] My signature doesn't have vomit in it, does it?

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tinkcat: Why does my pants leg smell like rum and Coke?

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*tinkcat is heading for the toilet*
Bally: Gangway!
Caz: Eh?
Bally: I said, "Gangway."
Caz: I'll give you, "Gangway," Mr Ball!
Bally: is what what the young kids are calling it these days?

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tinkcat: [on seeing the quotebook] Why is this in front of me? I can't write anything!

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MdMeAlbertine: Ten!
CosmicAvatar: [sighing] Never ever.
MdmeAlbertine: I have never ever snogged a stranger.
mouse: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, wore it out.

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*A queen has just been drawn*
CosmicAvatar: Continuous fucking drinking.
kirielle: Continuous fucking?!
Bally: [To Mr Soupy] Things are going to get interesting very soon.
tinkcat: Given the male to female ratio, we are going to kill these two guys.
Bally: Hey, I have stamina.

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*tinkcat picks the fourth king*
mouse: You should make her do two things, like you did me.
tinkcat: Hey, I'll do things, baby!

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*CosmicAvatar is posting under mouse's username*
mouse: I think they're going to know it's not me, because that word doesn't mean that here!

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starshine: I have never ever... slept with my evil twin.
tinkcat: I slept with a guy who had my name; does that count?

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CosmicAvatar: Someone else drunk-post!
mouse: Did you post as me? Did you do more than the goat?

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tinkcat: I think pyjamas would help me.

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mouse: Someone needs to make my bed for me - I'm too tired from the goat.

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oslowe: [on Sam] We're trying to keep his attention away from his mom. She's out having a fag.
mouse: That means something different here!

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Bally: [on Caz's knitting of a tiny sweater] That's never going to fit you.
bettie: She's dieting.
Bally: Good follow-up.
oslowe: That's what we keep her around for.

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tinkcat: Y'all are boring when I'm not drunk.

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tinkcat: OK, it would have been nice if someone had told me my fly's been undone all morning.
Caz: It's OK, I was staring at your chest.

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tinkcat: It's like air-conditioning in my pants!

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*CassyLee is asked to check if there are burgers in the freezer*
CosmicAvatar: But you've only just sat down!
CassyLee: This is in my self-interest, though.

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bettie: I took the tweezers and I wasn't shocked, but when I touched them to my Dad, he was.
*pause*
bettie: I was, like, three-and-a-half.
oslowe: She was fourteen.

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oslowe: [to CosmicAvatar] What you gotta do is cut the Twinkie in half and put a hot dog in it.

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tinkcat: [on Toy Story 2] So, how often have you seen this film?
oslowe: Oh, God. We quote lines of dialogue while we're fucking.

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bettie: We have only had sex once!

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oslowe: Do I have enough time for another beer before I take Sam to the park?
tinkcat: You are such a good Dad!
oslowe: I like to smell good for the other parents.

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CosmicAvatar: Did you know, I've been needing a pee for an hour and just sitting here?
CassyLee: Well, you don't need a piss card now.

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*On returning to house having left adjoining garage door open*
CosmicAvatar: OK, let's see how many people have broken in and killed everybody.
CassyLee: Boy, will my face be red.
Bally: If everyone else's face is red.

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oslowe: Hey, [Bally], d'you want to come outside and grunt with me?

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bettie: I once made a margarita in a friend's mouth but that's less of a game, more of a skill.

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*Sam has locked Bally outside*
tinkcat: And don't come in until you've made our dinner!

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*We are looking at evidence of the night before in mouse's photo album*
Caz: Oh, Jesus!
mouse: I got him? That's got to be worth money!

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Bally: Three hundred miles? That's the length of our island!
bettie: That's the length of Rhode Island!

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bettie: When the four of us go out, people assume [oslowe and CassyLee] are together.
oslowe: Doesn't help that we're making out all the time.

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tinkcat: Hey, it's a WD party. Someone was always going to get naked.

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mouse: [on hearing her son swear] Not "ho"! That's a horrible word. It's "whore"!

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mouse: I have twenty-seven chins. [Indicates chest] Some of them are down here.

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*We are looking at a photo of tinkcat*
Callie: See, no chins because it stops at your nose.
tinkcat: Oh, I like that! It makes me look like I'm eating [starshine], but it's good.

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*Bally is leaving*
CassyLee: That's how everyone reacts when they're forced to leave my place.

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Caz: Bye, [oslowe]!
oslowe: Bye, other wife!

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tinkcat: [to mouse] If you take a photo of my ass, I'll kill you.

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*A Sprint phone ad is on showing future scenes of Heroes*
Bally: I don't have a Sprint phone.
CassyLee: Then you're shit out of luck.

The End...
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Re: The tin g of fire takes No prisoenrews -- NOW, WITH PICS!!!!

Post by MdmeAlbertine »

A couple corrections (because I'm anal that way):

Capitalize "Chinese Democracy" (I was referring to the Guns N Roses album)

And clarify my quote of "We're so good" came after finishing one of the OMWF songs during the sing a long: "We're so good...or I'm so drunk."

Awesome job, though, quotemasters!
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Post by CosmicAvatar »

Sorry petal, I'm not formally registered so can't edit my entries. I'll make sure the contexts are updated on both of those for any future use of said quotes. (Although I think they're actually funnier without context. :mrgreen:)
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