You say "months since the last one", I say "time for us to prepare some top-quality material". It's a fine, fine line.
*cheesy opening theme*
B: Did you ring Reed? [about job]
K: No.
B: Can I slap you?
K: No.
*pause*
K: It'll hurt.
*pause*
K: You.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 12/11/08*
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B: [singing] What's that, coming over the hill?
*K farts*
B: Oh, you filthy beast.
K: It's me grunting.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 23/11/08*
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K: You don't watch a film like Face/Off because you want to be mentally challenged. You watch a film like Face/Off because you are mentally challenged.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 3/12/08*
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B: You are looking pensive there.
K: Mmmm.
B: Why are you looking pensive there?
K: Because I haven't moved from here since I started looking pensive.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 18/12/08*
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*B hands K his pizza*
K: Thank you, sir. As a wise LOLcat once said, "Om nom nom."
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 11/1/09*
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*K&B are doing the Sunday Times crossword*
K: This 'u' you've put in for 'peanut' looks like a backwards 'n'.
B: I call it sexy.
K: I call it weird.
*pause*
B: [singing, to the tune of Sexyback by Justin Timberlake] I'm bringing Sexyweird... uhn!
K: Never do that again.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 25/1/09*
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*K&B are reading the Wikipedia page on the Super Nintendo*
K: "In South Korea, it is known as the Super Comboy", which is just an instruction you give to a sheepdog.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 20/2/09*
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*K has just removed some fluff from B's face*
B: Everything wants to be on this face, baby.
K: Including this fist.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 3/3/09*
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*K on the Weber Faster One*
K: The last time I saw a car like that, it fell out of a cereal packet.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 22/3/09*
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 28
Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 28
So many threats of violence! Are you trying to be edgy and get moved after the watershed?
Last bumped by Anonymous on Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:00 pm.