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Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:43 pm
by talula
How is my baby supposed to fit through my hoohoo? It hardly seems feasible.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:31 pm
by Ghost
Your hoohoo will stretch. It's a miraculous thing, the hoohoo. I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo. Rule 34.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:36 pm
by mgan
I think the question you meant to ask was "so what drugs can I take at what stages?"
I made a flow chart.
But, um, if you really want a random long pm from me with Jenn's Tips to Making a Baby Leave Your Body - please let me know [/girlkissers]
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:48 am
by bettie
Do you want me to draw you a picture? Because I totally can. It might not lessen your confusion, but it should at least be good for a laugh.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:03 am
by Ghost
Ghost wrote:I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo.
bettie wrote:Do you want me to draw you a picture? Because I totally can. It might not lessen your confusion, but it should at least be good for a laugh.
You don't have to, the internet is filled with pictures of this. That's why Al Gore invented it.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:28 pm
by Lucretia
talula wrote:How is my baby supposed to fit through my hoohoo? It hardly seems feasible.
I had a word with the stork, he'll bring your baby.
I am unsure as to how this will work, but I think it involves the same sort of magic that allows Santa to get round the world in one night with the presents and all.
I have good connections.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:01 pm
by mouse
Babies have been coming out of hoohoos since the beginning of time. Don't worry...when the time comes, your hoohoo will know what to do!
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:18 pm
by Sam_Spade
talula wrote:How is my baby supposed to fit through my hoohoo? It hardly seems feasible.
This is why men don't have babies.
Well, at least one of the reasons.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:45 pm
by Techboy
mgan wrote:But, um, if you really want a random long pm from me with Jenn's Tips to Making a Baby Leave Your Body - please let me know [/girlkissers]
Jenn's Tips to Making a Baby Leave Your Body sounds like a NY Times Best seller to me.
Re: Can someone please help me with a personal problem?
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:46 pm
by Techboy
Sam_Spade wrote:talula wrote:How is my baby supposed to fit through my hoohoo? It hardly seems feasible.
This is why men don't have babies.
Well, at least one of the reasons.
Unless you are a seahorse.