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Is your cat trying to kill you?

There is an 89% chance Tink is plotting to kill me. I'm not surprised. She's very evil.

Happily, there's only an 80% chance.

I find it difficult to believe there's only an 85% chance my cat is trying to kill me. But I do have two cats, so perhaps there's a 170% chance. Yeah, that seems more likely.

Congrats, It would take about 18 hours for a tyrannosaurus rex to digest you!

Do cats use dinosaurs to kill their owners?

Also I just discovered that I am twice as likely to survive a 100-foot fall than I am a bear attack.

With Gizmo being such a scaredy-cat, I really wasn't expecting the result to be as high as 80%, but it was. I better keep a closer eye on him.

I thought my girl would score low (72%). It's not that she's such a sweet-tempered cat; she's just more interested in her own affairs than in me and mine. My boy cat, who is mostly AWOL these days (he got a taste for living rough this summer and only pops in to nod hello every couple of weeks or so), would probably score higher, although on the face of it he is the gentler of the two.

There is an 89% chance that any one of my four cats is trying to kill me.

I think the quiz missed a very important question: when you are walking down the stairs (especially if you have your hands full), does your cat wind around your legs in a false show of affection?

If the answer to that one is "yes", then you don't need to answer the rest of the quiz, as that nets an automatic 100% chance.

78%? Blimey. And she always seemed so sweet...