The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 27
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:32 pm
Well, it's soon that time again. We had a very productive September, which helped. Please enjoy the gags that follow, and won't someone pleasep think of the children!
*opening credits*
K: I finally figured out what was wrong with my computer!
B: What was it?
K: It was the CPU. I replaced it with an old one, and it worked.
B: Is this a long-term solution?
K: Not really, but it'll keep me in porn and House until I can get an upgrade.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
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K: The greatest curse of modern society: the belch with a bit of sick in it.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
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*K is flicking through the Sky Channels and finds the Futurama episode Spanish Fry*
K: If memory serves, you don't think much of that one.
B: No, but if there's nothing else on...
K: Well, all the porn on the Internet won't download itself. Plus I want a coffee.
*B laughs*
K: *sings* The Internet is really really great... FOR COFFEE!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 25/9/08*
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*K's cousin has given birth to a boy named John David Robinson*
K: I'll put money on the fact that the David is because of me.
*B winks*
B: You're in there!
K: She's my cousin! And she's not from Norfolk!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 29/9/08*
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*K&B are watching Chuck - Chuck is on a date with Sarah*
B: See, this is what happens when you have writers. If I had writers, I would be getting laid left, right and centre.
*pause*
B: [*whispers manically*] I can dream!
*pause*
K: See, what you really need is a CIA database in your head.
*pause*
K: It's an icebreaker.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/9/08*
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*following a discussion on the topic in the pub*
K: Where do you see yourself in four or five years' time?
B: Drunk, ditch, six pack of salt and vinegar.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 16/10/08*
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*B spots a job advert on Facebook*
B: Senior Linux engineers, eh?
K: I know nothing about Linux, except that it's as mad as a box of frogs, carrying a box of frogs.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 21/10/08*
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K: I have ethical objections to Sk8er Boi.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/10/08*
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K: I can't think of a more tragic invention than the single sandwich toaster.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 12/11/08*
*cheesy end credits theme*
Thanks for watching, gang. See you anon.
*opening credits*
K: I finally figured out what was wrong with my computer!
B: What was it?
K: It was the CPU. I replaced it with an old one, and it worked.
B: Is this a long-term solution?
K: Not really, but it'll keep me in porn and House until I can get an upgrade.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
---
K: The greatest curse of modern society: the belch with a bit of sick in it.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
---
*K is flicking through the Sky Channels and finds the Futurama episode Spanish Fry*
K: If memory serves, you don't think much of that one.
B: No, but if there's nothing else on...
K: Well, all the porn on the Internet won't download itself. Plus I want a coffee.
*B laughs*
K: *sings* The Internet is really really great... FOR COFFEE!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 25/9/08*
---
*K's cousin has given birth to a boy named John David Robinson*
K: I'll put money on the fact that the David is because of me.
*B winks*
B: You're in there!
K: She's my cousin! And she's not from Norfolk!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 29/9/08*
---
*K&B are watching Chuck - Chuck is on a date with Sarah*
B: See, this is what happens when you have writers. If I had writers, I would be getting laid left, right and centre.
*pause*
B: [*whispers manically*] I can dream!
*pause*
K: See, what you really need is a CIA database in your head.
*pause*
K: It's an icebreaker.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/9/08*
---
*following a discussion on the topic in the pub*
K: Where do you see yourself in four or five years' time?
B: Drunk, ditch, six pack of salt and vinegar.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 16/10/08*
---
*B spots a job advert on Facebook*
B: Senior Linux engineers, eh?
K: I know nothing about Linux, except that it's as mad as a box of frogs, carrying a box of frogs.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 21/10/08*
---
K: I have ethical objections to Sk8er Boi.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/10/08*
---
K: I can't think of a more tragic invention than the single sandwich toaster.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 12/11/08*
*cheesy end credits theme*
Thanks for watching, gang. See you anon.
