Well, it's soon that time again. We had a very productive September, which helped. Please enjoy the gags that follow, and won't someone pleasep think of the children!
*opening credits*
K: I finally figured out what was wrong with my computer!
B: What was it?
K: It was the CPU. I replaced it with an old one, and it worked.
B: Is this a long-term solution?
K: Not really, but it'll keep me in porn and House until I can get an upgrade.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
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K: The greatest curse of modern society: the belch with a bit of sick in it.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 1/9/08*
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*K is flicking through the Sky Channels and finds the Futurama episode Spanish Fry*
K: If memory serves, you don't think much of that one.
B: No, but if there's nothing else on...
K: Well, all the porn on the Internet won't download itself. Plus I want a coffee.
*B laughs*
K: *sings* The Internet is really really great... FOR COFFEE!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 25/9/08*
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*K's cousin has given birth to a boy named John David Robinson*
K: I'll put money on the fact that the David is because of me.
*B winks*
B: You're in there!
K: She's my cousin! And she's not from Norfolk!
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 29/9/08*
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*K&B are watching Chuck - Chuck is on a date with Sarah*
B: See, this is what happens when you have writers. If I had writers, I would be getting laid left, right and centre.
*pause*
B: [*whispers manically*] I can dream!
*pause*
K: See, what you really need is a CIA database in your head.
*pause*
K: It's an icebreaker.
*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/9/08*
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*following a discussion on the topic in the pub*
K: Where do you see yourself in four or five years' time?
B: Drunk, ditch, six pack of salt and vinegar.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 16/10/08*
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*B spots a job advert on Facebook*
B: Senior Linux engineers, eh?
K: I know nothing about Linux, except that it's as mad as a box of frogs, carrying a box of frogs.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 21/10/08*
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K: I have ethical objections to Sk8er Boi.
*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 30/10/08*
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K: I can't think of a more tragic invention than the single sandwich toaster.
*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 12/11/08*
*cheesy end credits theme*
Thanks for watching, gang. See you anon.
The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 27
Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 27
K: I have ethical objections to Sk8er Boi.
Hee! I don't!
K: Where do you see yourself in four or five years' time?
B: Drunk, ditch, six pack of salt and vinegar.
This made me laugh far more than it possibly should. Don't do it, man!
You should at least have one bag of cheese and onion. Just for variety.
Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 27
I'm totally going to start saying "as mad as a box of frogs carrying a box of frogs"
Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 27
Not in a million years do I believe you're only on episode '27'.