We should TOTALLY do WD Iron Chef...

[BigEvil]

Just sayin'...

Think of the party possibilities!

[bettie]

I am IN.

[Techboy]

What whould we cook? Pie? I like pie.

[BigEvil]

Well fuck... that screws me. I suck at baking. Maybe I an be the chairman?

I totally have a foofy shirt!

[Techboy]

Well fuck... that screws me. I suck at baking. Maybe I an be the chairman?

I totally have a foofy shirt!

For some reason, I read that as a "foofy skirt". I don't know why.

[BigEvil]

I guess I could wear a kilt...


Oh! A Bondage Kilt!

[Podgy]

Oh! A Bondage Kilt!

How *you* doin'? [/Joey]

[Iago]

I'll make pie, too!

But I won't wear a bondage kilt. It just doesn't say Canadia in keeping with my new heritage.

I will, however, dress up like a Naughty Goalie.

[Podgy]

But I won't wear a bondage kilt. It just doesn't say Canadia in keeping with my new heritage.

Um. A lot of (parts of) Canadia are of Scottish background, so a kilt wouldn't be out of heritage-keeping... Ok, more the east coast, than the west, but you're gonna get pretty warm under all that padding.

[Iago]

But I won't wear a bondage kilt. It just doesn't say Canadia in keeping with my new heritage.

Um. A lot of (parts of) Canadia are of Scottish background, so a kilt wouldn't be out of heritage-keeping... Ok, more the east coast, than the west, but you're gonna get pretty warm under all that padding.

Iago imagines scene...

A bunch of beer-drinking, hockey-stick-carrying Canadians surround Iago, who is wearing a kilt.

"Hey, why you wearing that skirt?" one of the Canadians yells.

"Because I'm American," Iago answers. "And I heard Canadian men are a bunch of skirt wearers."

Hmmm... Yeah, I think I'll take my chances with the heat in the goalie outfit.