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So this morning in the shower my eye was itchy (from soap, I thought) and so I gave it a satisfying rub rub rub. It was irritated when I got out of the shower (from soap, I thought) so I just went about my day running errands with the fam.

So then I notice that there is a little bit of blood and a bump on my eyeball. EWwwwww. But whatever. Finally around 3pm it is still sore so I stop off at the doctor's clinic and he informs me that I have actually cut my eyeball and scratched the heck out of it. So I'm now having these silly drops (but no eye patch... too bad with tomorrow being hallowe'en).

Did I mention it hurts like a bugger?


And, so, I give you:

Doh! I cut my eyeball!






*Doh!*

I have done the same thing! Except we (me and my eye doctor) decided it was a combination of rubbing dry eyes with a dry contact lens, and an eyelash that grows the wrong direction. I had to wear a soft contact in that eye while it healed, which drove me nuts because they don't make soft contacts in my prescription, so one eye was slightly fuzzy.

I totally feel your pain.

Of course, the question really is did YOU cut your eyeball?


Or did MAL cut your eyeball? Those baby fingernails are demonic, I tell you. You cut them and an hour later they've already grown out. Karlie scratched the inside of my nose one day. I keep telling her to pick her own nose but she seems to prefer sticking her fingers up mine.

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I could flash you so it feels better (you still have use of your groping faculties, do you not?)

Doh - I left my purse - LEFT my purse, NOT lost, WITH KEYS ATTACHED, on a table at a work night out.

(To go for a drink with a cute policeman - OH GOD SO CUTE).

A girl from work picked up the purse and keys, meaning to give them back to me.

THEN LEFT HER BAG IN THE BACK OF A TAXI.

God bless her. My workmates have been running round like headless chickens looking out for me though. Love 'em.

(I am a complete liability though.... )

starshine wrote:Of course, the question really is did YOU cut your eyeball?


Or did MAL cut your eyeball? Those baby fingernails are demonic, I tell you. You cut them and an hour later they've already grown out. Karlie scratched the inside of my nose one day. I keep telling her to pick her own nose but she seems to prefer sticking her fingers up mine.

I maintain that the early arrival of one Captain Babypants was caused, in fact, by a ninja move involving the beebers and his fingernails of DOOM!

mgan wrote: I maintain that the early arrival of one Captain Babypants was caused, in fact, by a ninja move involving the beebers and his fingernails of DOOM!

My vajay-jay just cringed.

Sorry about that. To be clear - he kung-fu'd his way into a broken water situation.. not a karate chop out the hoo-hoo.