JupiterAmy wrote:Stussy88 wrote:
No, in fact, to my absolute joy and delight, I'm about to be a father
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
for the first time
You're sure this time, right? I sort of remember you saying you'd dodged this particular bullet before.
Anyway, sorry for my skepticism, but I had to check. You see, the more I watch you grasp and claw for any scrap of attention or viability in some obscure corner of the internet, the harder it is for me to imagine that you have close or meaningful relationships with people in the real world. Also, it seems to me that you spend much too much energy trying to convince some internet souls that you are in fact having lots and lots of sex for someone who is actually getting any. And frankly, I don't think I've ever met anyone who has put so much evident time and effort into such an elaborate sexual fantasy life as you have. I read the synopsis for your book and, well ... Halle Berry would never fuck you. There's not a world where it would happen. Sorry James. Stu. Whatever.
But if you did in fact succeed in getting a real woman to let you touch her, then, good job.
Yes, happily, I'm sure this time. In fairness I can't believe you've seen me do anything at all on the internet for the last 18 months or so, so the comment seems a tad nonsensical. As you don't know me, implying my sex life is fantasy seems a very pejorative conclusion to draw, but free speech, free country, you can of course think whatever you wish or indeed make mocking or insulting comments to your hearts content. I shall refrain from doing likewise.
And Pul-lease, the character is not some air-head actress (!) she is in fact the very nemesis of the ultra-superficial 'look-at-me, look-at-me' Hollywood types. I would have thought the surname was a clue but as it seems to have eluded you, look up W.E.B. DuBois on Wikipedia. Again she IS NOT Halle Berry. Emerson certainly isn't me as I'm not a journalist, and if you did ever read the book (yes, I know, unlikely to put it mildly!), you would see he is very different from both the reality and indeed your perception.
I am sadly, forced to agree with your point about Halle Berry however, it does seem rather unlikely that she would conclude that her best course of action would be to hook up with an obscure Welshman, albeit, the point is wholly non sequitur.
Again, thanks for your final point; you seem oddly fixated with the sex life of someone else? If I was I given to pop psychology I would draw the obvious conclusion, but one of the drawbacks of being a gentleman is that one is occasionally obliged to behave like one.