Buffy Back WITHOUT Joss? Ent. Weekly & Hollywood Reporter

[JupiterAmy]

A lower budget "Twilight-lite" Buffy is surely good news. The vamps sparkle like diamonds in Twilight. My sister has confirmed this.
[/glass half full]

... are you being sarcastic ... dude?

[MenleyNin]

I want a wedon is my master now shirt

I have that T-shirt. I wear it at least twice a week.

Clearly, IT IS NOT DOING ITS JOB.

*deep breathing... deep breathing*

[peaks.]

A lower budget "Twilight-lite" Buffy is surely good news. The vamps sparkle like diamonds in Twilight. My sister has confirmed this.
[/glass half full]

... are you being sarcastic ... dude?

My logic went like this, dude :

Twilight-lite Buffy wouldn't have the budget to afford diamonds, and therefore the vamps wouldn't be as sparkly, perhaps they wouldn't sparkle at all if we're lucky.

The Buffy movie shouldn't be Twilight anything and yes, I regret attempting humour in the place of projectile vomiting (although my humour is kinda like projectile vomiting sometimes). I've read some disturbing comments on those books... which go far beyond the vamps that sparkle.

And before a Twilight fan tells me to read the books before judging 'em, my younger sister, also a Buffy fan, says noooooooooooooooo. Thank God I have a sister who is mentally and morally sound. Although.... she does LOVE season 6 Buffy.... Ahem. But in her defense, she really loves the Giles kick ass "I'd like to test that theory" return. The car crash build up makes Giles look Godly. Big Giles fans around here! Yeah, we'd struggle to love this movie without ASH.

JupiterAmy, we all know you secretly love Twilight....

[peaks.]

JupiterAmy, I just clicked on your sig. Twilight gets worse, much worse! Aborting all "humour" now.

[peaks.]

I want a wedon is my master now shirt

I have that T-shirt. I wear it at least twice a week.

Clearly, IT IS NOT DOING ITS JOB.

*deep breathing... deep breathing*

"Wedon" t-shirts don't work

Has anybody else encountered fans that persist in calling Joss...Josh? Josh Wedon is my master now T-shirt. < Want.

[Bally]

I want a wedon is my master now shirt

I have that T-shirt. I wear it at least twice a week.

Clearly, IT IS NOT DOING ITS JOB.

*deep breathing... deep breathing*

"Wedon" t-shirts don't work

Has anybody else encountered fans that persist in calling Joss...Josh? Josh Wedon is my master now T-shirt. < Want.

Ahh, misplaced H syndrome. *nods sagely*

[JupiterAmy]

JupiterAmy, we all know you secretly love Twilight....

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Good God, put that in tiny text or something!

[talula]

I'm going to go away and pretend this isn't happening. Someone nudge me when it's over and I'll come out and play.

*puts blanket over head*

[the P@]

All they need to do is begin the movie with a slate that reads, "Meanwhile, in a world without shrimp..."

Then, no matter whether the movie sucks or not, everyone's happy. Because if it's bad (or good) people can simply say, "Well, it all took place in a parallel universe, so it doesn't count!"

[Ghost]

As long as it has the cheese guy.