Good lad, you dont even need to ask who this is but for the full run down check out the Zombie survival guide by Max Brooks. It's so painfully in depth, it'd be cool having your back in a zombie seige though, you must have an off shore hareem for such an eventuality?BigEvil wrote:Heh... a SPAS-15, and when I ran out of 12 shot, a Desert Eagle .50.
I guess I was thinking big and boomy in my dreams.
I've got dreams...
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See, I would have gone with two little take-out boxes, not the menus. *nods*talula wrote:Last night I dreamed I was running down the streets of New York City with no shirt on. I had my hands over my breasts, and then I got a better idea! I stopped at a Chinese place, got two menus, put them over my breasts and started down the street again. Victory!
"The massage area. Why? To increase the nudity." ~Joss Whedon
"It's a miraculous thing, the hoohoo. I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo." ~Ghost
"Two by two, boobs of blue." ~MenleyNin
"It's a miraculous thing, the hoohoo. I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo." ~Ghost
"Two by two, boobs of blue." ~MenleyNin
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I had a weird dream the other night.
Someone was knocking on my bathroom door (from the inside) and it turned out to be a cat that at the same time was Ian Ziering or his character from Beverly Hills. Apparently the window in the bathroom could be shaken open and that how he/it came in. Later, someone just walked in through my front door (which I thought was locked). And then people started going in and out of my apartment for some reason. All the while, the Ziering-cat was sitting in a box under my kitchen table [crazy2].
Someone was knocking on my bathroom door (from the inside) and it turned out to be a cat that at the same time was Ian Ziering or his character from Beverly Hills. Apparently the window in the bathroom could be shaken open and that how he/it came in. Later, someone just walked in through my front door (which I thought was locked). And then people started going in and out of my apartment for some reason. All the while, the Ziering-cat was sitting in a box under my kitchen table [crazy2].
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An offshore Harem is a great idea.
Not only that, I can train them to be lethal bad-ass zombie killing machines so they can also be my Praetorian Guard.
My post apocolyptic party island is going to be the coolest!
Not only that, I can train them to be lethal bad-ass zombie killing machines so they can also be my Praetorian Guard.
My post apocolyptic party island is going to be the coolest!
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And fancy pants to match.
Well, actually the line is "Jimmy James has plans, and fancy pants to match", but the title reminded me of it.
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Well, actually the line is "Jimmy James has plans, and fancy pants to match", but the title reminded me of it.
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