The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

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Bally

The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

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Wow, it's been an incredibly long time since the last one of these. :oops: We'd like to apologise to our fans for that. Sorry, Amanda. :P

This episode features Amanda herself - making her K&B début, no less - and the last sketch recorded in Dave's flat. It's a milestone.

*opening credits*

K: No good food begins with "re".

*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 28/3/08*

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*having watched a trailer for the ITV programme Beat The Star, in which a member of the public competes against a celebrity over some mental and physical challenges, the tagline for which is "The loser of this is going to be gutted"*

B: "The loser of this is going to be gutted". And that's it.
K: Yes.

*pause*

K: Unless they mean literally gutted.

*Recorded at K's flat, Manchester, 19/4/08*

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*K&B arrive back after a small shopping run*

K: An hour and a quarter. [until Doctor Who] What do you plan to do?
B: [brandishes razor] I plan to remove parts of my face that are no longer necessary.
K: Good luck with that.
B: [going upstairs] Thanks. I'll probably come back down covered in blood.
K: That's usually the sign of a shitty razor.
B: Or the sign of a shitty face.

*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 17/5/08*

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K: I won't be watching any of it. [Euro 2008] You can watch France vs. Italy if you like - I'll be using that time to go upstairs and download porn.

*Recorded at B's house, 28/5/08*

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*K&B are talking fanfic*

B: If you wrote plausible fanfic, you'd be a writer.

*pause*

B: We watch[i/] plausible fanfic.
K: It's called Torchwood.

*Recorded in Hartshill, Stoke-on-Trent, 15/6/08*

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CA: I think there going to do his [Tony Stark's] alcoholism next film.
B: [in trailer voiceover voice] Iron Man: DRINK!

*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 21/6/08*

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K: The slogan for the Olympics is "One World, One Dream".

*pause*

K: You can't help but add "One Party" to the end.

*Recorded in B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 6/8/08*

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K: What's the line? "Lynx: the smell of cheap teenage desperation".

*pause*

B: Don't you wear Lynx?
K: Yes.

*pause*

K: When I remember.

*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 13/8/08*

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*K's computer is on the blink*

K: I've been recommended a program called "MOBOMON".
B: MOBOMON?
K: MOBOMON. It's short for "Mother Board Monitor". It should give me a more accurate measurement of the CPU's temperature.
B: Right.

*pause*

B: So it's not a device to tell you how Usher and Jamelia are doing in the charts?
K: No.

*pause*

B: That gag was either going to go down really well, or not.
K: You say that like it was ever a choice.

*Recorded at B's house, Stoke-on-Trent, 25/8/08*
Guest

Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

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No cheesy music during the outro? God this show's gone right downhill lately :roll:
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Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

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Yay! You guys make me laugh.
Bally

Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

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Blast it! There's a typo up there, and cos I'm not registered, I can't fix it. :( Curses.
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Re: The Kinitawowi & Bally Show, episode 26

Post by Sam_Spade »

Bally wrote:Blast it! There's a typo up there, and cos I'm not registered, I can't fix it. :( Curses.

That's Gods curse on you for not registering, young man. :geek:
When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.

Sam Spade to Joel Cairo ~ The Maltese Falcon.
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