Hugh Jackman and the Naked Oiled Lesbians

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Lucretia
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Hugh Jackman and the Naked Oiled Lesbians

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Has anyone seen them? Please tell me you are looking after them! :|
Sam_Spade
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I thought you were in charge of them :?:


Have you tried the cake n' sex shop?
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mgan
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cake n' sex shop? OMG!

Add in Hugh and the NOL and I'd NEVER LEAVE!
Sarah
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Lucretia wrote:Has anyone seen them?
They are having a whale of a time on the old forum, free of all our prurient interest.
talula
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I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?

The first one of us who wins the lottery must.
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talula wrote:I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?

The first one of us who wins the lottery must.
Can't we just go to a bakery and have sex?
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talula
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mouse wrote: Can't we just go to a bakery and have sex?

Ha! I guess we could, but we'd probably have to travel a lot, as I suppose we'd get banned each time we got all sexed up in the bakery. Plus, they might not let us have cupcakes afterwards, and then what's the point of it all really?
Iago
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talula wrote:I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?
Well, there's this place.*

And they deliver!



* The linked page is fairly tame, but don't go exploring this site at work.
Julia
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Sarah wrote:They are having a whale of a time on the old forum, free of all our prurient interest.
Yes, without you pervs around it was like a fog lifted from the other NOLs and I. We even untied Hugh and scrounged up some clothes for him to wear. Now he just sits in his chair reading, blowing bubbles from his pipe and looking so terribly sophisticated. As for us NOLs, in a day or so the oil washed away so we started to wonder if we were just NLs now or if we should coat ourselves in something else and find a new acronym. I wandered over here to get some suggestions...

AND NOW I'M ALL PRURIENTED AGAIN!!!! :mrgreen:

Slather some oil on me and throw me back at those lesbos! I'll teach them for being all non-slippery and putting clothes on Hugh!! :twisted:
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Julia wrote:AND NOW I'M ALL PRURIENTED
Uh-oh. I just peed a little in my chair. :lol:
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