Hugh Jackman and the Naked Oiled Lesbians
Hugh Jackman and the Naked Oiled Lesbians
Has anyone seen them? Please tell me you are looking after them!
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I thought you were in charge of them
Have you tried the cake n' sex shop?
Have you tried the cake n' sex shop?
When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.
Sam Spade to Joel Cairo ~ The Maltese Falcon.
Sam Spade to Joel Cairo ~ The Maltese Falcon.
Re: Hugh Jackman and the Naked Oiled Lesbians
cake n' sex shop? OMG!
Add in Hugh and the NOL and I'd NEVER LEAVE!
Add in Hugh and the NOL and I'd NEVER LEAVE!
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They are having a whale of a time on the old forum, free of all our prurient interest.Lucretia wrote:Has anyone seen them?
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I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?
The first one of us who wins the lottery must.
The first one of us who wins the lottery must.
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Can't we just go to a bakery and have sex?talula wrote:I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?
The first one of us who wins the lottery must.
"The massage area. Why? To increase the nudity." ~Joss Whedon
"It's a miraculous thing, the hoohoo. I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo." ~Ghost
"Two by two, boobs of blue." ~MenleyNin
"It's a miraculous thing, the hoohoo. I once saw a woman fit one of those minicars full of clowns in her hoohoo." ~Ghost
"Two by two, boobs of blue." ~MenleyNin
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mouse wrote: Can't we just go to a bakery and have sex?
Ha! I guess we could, but we'd probably have to travel a lot, as I suppose we'd get banned each time we got all sexed up in the bakery. Plus, they might not let us have cupcakes afterwards, and then what's the point of it all really?
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Well, there's this place.*talula wrote:I'm sorry, why has no one created a cake n' sex shop?
And they deliver!
* The linked page is fairly tame, but don't go exploring this site at work.
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Yes, without you pervs around it was like a fog lifted from the other NOLs and I. We even untied Hugh and scrounged up some clothes for him to wear. Now he just sits in his chair reading, blowing bubbles from his pipe and looking so terribly sophisticated. As for us NOLs, in a day or so the oil washed away so we started to wonder if we were just NLs now or if we should coat ourselves in something else and find a new acronym. I wandered over here to get some suggestions...Sarah wrote:They are having a whale of a time on the old forum, free of all our prurient interest.
AND NOW I'M ALL PRURIENTED AGAIN!!!!
Slather some oil on me and throw me back at those lesbos! I'll teach them for being all non-slippery and putting clothes on Hugh!!
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Uh-oh. I just peed a little in my chair.Julia wrote:AND NOW I'M ALL PRURIENTED