Guess What?!

[starshine]

So the moral of the story is that lying is good if it gets you what you want?

No, it's "if you want soup, get other people to do it."

But what if I'd rather have pie?

[Techboy]

So the moral of the story is that lying is good if it gets you what you want?

or it's Corollary:

"When life hands you lemons, make lemon-aid and throw it in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place"!
-Bill McNeil, NewsRadio

[mouse]

Did somebody say, 'pie'?

[Lucretia]

Did somebody say, 'pie'?

Good point.

What sort of pie would you like, mouse?

I'd like steak and ale, followed by pecan, please.