Xander: It's officially nippy. So say my nips.
Xander: Last month he's the freak with jicama breath who waxes his back. He wins a few meets and suddenly inherits the cool gene?
Cordelia: It's about time our school excelled at something.
Xander: That's wrong. A big fat spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to *earn* our D's.
Cameron: Relax, I'm not going to hurt you.
Buffy: So I'm treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose... and I don't have a scratch on me... which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface...
Buffy: You should question him.
Xander: And what about that nutty 'all men are created equal' thing?
Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?...You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh.
Cordelia: God, this is so sad. We're never gonna win the state championship. I think I've lost all will to cheerlead.
Cordelia: Well, you could go out to the parking lot and practice running like a man.
Buffy: I'm a swim groupie. Oh, yeah, you know, there's just something about the smell of chlorine on a guy. Oh, baby.
Buffy: Obviously, my sex appeal is on the fritz today...
Angelus: Why, Miss Summers! You're beautiful!
Cordelia: I thought Angel liked blood.
Xander: I'm undercover!
Xander: I figure, I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't.
Xander: Okey-dokey, coachie.
Xander: He's putting his sneakers on. But it's not the Velcro kind, so give him a couple extra minutes.
Buffy: I think we'd better find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut.
Coach Marin: You got some imagination, Missy.
Coach Marin: Boy, when they were handin' out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?
Cordelia: You were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos!
Cordelia: And we can still date. Or not... I mean, I understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better, whether that means little bath toys or whatever.
Buffy: Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.
Coach Marin: How you feeling?